so everyday this week i've gone up to KFC and gotten the newly-reduced mashed potato bowls (revert to first post for contents) for a bargain of $3.17 and been congestively content on my purchase and the amount i spent for it.
well shit i felt it only right to share the knowledge of such a delightful dish with that of my fellow negroes. so we depart from submitting apps at the local mall to our dining destination and en route i shamelessly plug the hell out of my newfound favorite food in hopes of persuading my fellow passengers to partake in this edible ecstasy.
"that shit three bucks righ' bruh?" my nigga yells out
i reply, "damn right m'nigga i done got one every day this week...three bucks bruh!"
"hell yeah this nigga love them bowls" my other homeboi cosigns.
we get to where we're supposed t'order and I indeed ask for "the usual with a sweet tea". having convinced one of my friends to also request this suitable seasoned selection of a sale, he too mimics my order and to my knowledge we're about to endulge upon this edible special free of conflict.
after placing our order we go around the corner where we'll pay the cashier. it's takin EXTRA long for the cars to get their shit and i can already tell there is a disturbance in the Kentucky Fried-force.
15 minutes later we reach the window to pay and all i hear is..."five-forty"
all i can think is, "i'ont remember askin this bitch what time it is" so i get my three monetary notes prepared to pass to the protein-providing-patron only to reeeealize she talkin about the price. i say WHAT THE HELL...HAPPENT TO THE SALE!?.
long story short my sentiments were in fact correct and the sale was no more. i guess it was just something for me to know and others to find out because "as soon as i wana look out for the wallets of my peers...the delicious deal the Colonel had completely disappears."
without so much as a text message KFC has ruined our relationship...but it was good while it lasted.
in other news...things with "ol girl" are still steady...still not goin in depth yet though
i hope i find a girl thas not mainly concerned with what my checks'll be
a girl that's on a nigga level intellectually
a girl thas willing to sit and try to find the best in me
and text to me
no matter what happens she'll be right next to me
cuz it ain't shit
to find a pretty chick
her body real thick
but her attitude is BUSTED though
the world is wildin' and
Davi Dave ain't smilin' cuz
hoes a dime a dozen but
them BOWLS are not three bucks no mo
shouts out t'Slim
lmfao . im mad you REALLY made a post about this . haha . the colonel aint gone SEE THIS !! lol . jokes . but this is quite hilarious .
ReplyDeletepoem was dope . keep up the great work . can't wait for the next post =)